Once upon a time, immigration was famously supposed to be the main plank of the Republican moderation effort. In the wake of the 2012 election—when Latinos responded to Mitt Romney’s talk of “self-deportation” by voting in droves for Barack Obama—even Sean Hannity decided that the GOP was going to have to give in a bit, lest the party drive itself into a demographic ditch for a generation.

“We’ve got to get rid of the immigration issue altogether,” Hannity said.

So much for that. Thanks to Donald Trump’s ever-more decadent and draconian appeals to anti-immigrant sentiment during the 2016 presidential race, other Republican candidates are scrambling to upgrade their immigration stances from merely dotty to outright insane.

The New Jersey governor is lagging far behind in the polls and looking for a spark. (Spoiler: He didn’t find it)