How does Bernie Sanders, the eccentric Vermont senator, stack up against Hillary Clinton in the 2016 race? She has a private server in her home that she can delete thousands of her own emails with. He owns a VHS copy of “Tootsie.” Her campaign is managed to a tee … and he forgot his comb. Jon Stewart sized both candidates up on “The Daily Show” Thursday night, deciding that Clinton will “crush Sanders” — if her “dirty donating” scandal doesn’t crush her first.

Fox News speculates this money must be going to Chelsea Clinton and her “diarrhea obsession”