"…Then neoconservative co-founder Midge Decter wrote a whole book about Donald Rumsfeld’s “manliness.” In her book, Decter concludes that Rumsfeld’s secret is “manliness” (italics hers), a quality that in her estimation has something to do with being a grandfather and something to do with prairies.
But, unfortunately for the reputation of her subject, the tone of the book is anything but manly. She blows him warm kisses (“He works standing up at a tall writing table, as if energy, or perhaps determination, might begin to leak away from too much sitting down”), and warmer ones (“this was the stuff—no other word would do—of glamour”), and even warmer ones (“Oh, Rumsfeld,” a friend coos, “I just love the man!”), until poor Rumsfeld begins to melt…”
-Alex Pareene, "Donald Rumsfeld, the media’s original weird political sex symbol"

"…Then neoconservative co-founder Midge Decter wrote a whole book about Donald Rumsfeld’s “manliness.” In her book, Decter concludes that Rumsfeld’s secret is “manliness” (italics hers), a quality that in her estimation has something to do with being a grandfather and something to do with prairies.

But, unfortunately for the reputation of her subject, the tone of the book is anything but manly. She blows him warm kisses (“He works standing up at a tall writing table, as if energy, or perhaps determination, might begin to leak away from too much sitting down”), and warmer ones (“this was the stuff—no other word would do—of glamour”), and even warmer ones (“Oh, Rumsfeld,” a friend coos, “I just love the man!”), until poor Rumsfeld begins to melt…”

-Alex Pareene, "Donald Rumsfeld, the media’s original weird political sex symbol"

Announcing the Donald Trump Insult Hall of Fame!
“Gelatinous cartoon slumlord” -Jim Newell, Gawker, 2011
“Financially embattled thousandaire” -Gail Collins, The New York Times,
“A television star famous for his ‘billionaire’ character who makes a good living licensing his name after failing in the casino business” -Alex Pareene, Salon, 2011
“Reality show host and antique doll hair thief” -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 2012
“The world’s most relentless self-promoting attention whore” -Dan Amira, New York Magazine, 2012
“Human candy corn Donald Trump, a well-known Political Expert and Successful Reality-Television Business Actor,” -Max Read, Gawker, 2012
“Oft-bankrupt make-believe mogul clown with a tv show” -Alex Pareene, Salon, 2012
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Announcing the Donald Trump Insult Hall of Fame!

“Gelatinous cartoon slumlord”
-Jim Newell, Gawker, 2011

“Financially embattled thousandaire”
-Gail Collins, The New York Times,

“A television star famous for his ‘billionaire’ character who makes a good living licensing his name after failing in the casino business”
-Alex Pareene, Salon, 2011

“Reality show host and antique doll hair thief”
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 2012

“The world’s most relentless self-promoting attention whore”
-Dan Amira, New York Magazine, 2012

“Human candy corn Donald Trump, a well-known Political Expert and Successful Reality-Television Business Actor,”
-Max Read, Gawker, 2012

“Oft-bankrupt make-believe mogul clown with a tv show”
-Alex Pareene, Salon, 2012

Click the photo to see the rest…