Andy Borowitz is not funny.

Slashing Medicare? That’s a clown move, Paul Ryan!

Paul Ryan = The new Marie Antoinette?

“Pubic hair does have a purpose, providing cushion against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury and offering protection from bacteria and other unwanted pathogens. It is the visible result of long-awaited adolescent hormones, certainly nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about.”

End the war on pubic hair!

“I thought one day when I was washing dishes that men like to look at our bodies, and we like to look at their bodies… though it’s not as well known.” -Cosmopolitan editor and “inventor of the male centerfold” Helen Gurley Brown, 1922-2012

“Paul Ryan spent his entire life in the bosom of government — now he wants to dismantle the programs that helped him succeed”

Spike Lee on racism: “The whole deal is to keep black and white people, workers, low-income people, against each other. Because if they become unified, there’s gonna be problems.
photo: NBC versus BBC: The American network turns the games into an embarrassing spectacle, while the BBC covers what it’s supposed to: Sports

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/01/ryan_seacrest_youve_been_replaced/

NBC versus BBC: The American network turns the games into an embarrassing spectacle, while the BBC covers what it’s supposed to: Sports


http://www.salon.com/2012/08/01/ryan_seacrest_youve_been_replaced/

photo: Here’s an ugly medal from the Nagano Olympic Games….
http://www.salon.com/2012/07/26/congrats_heres_an_ugly_medal/

Here’s an ugly medal from the Nagano Olympic Games….

http://www.salon.com/2012/07/26/congrats_heres_an_ugly_medal/

photo: Congrats! Here’s an ugly medal
http://www.salon.com/2012/07/26/congrats_heres_an_ugly_medal/