If elected, expect Romney to crack down on the adult entertainment industry: “Current laws on all forms of pornography and obscenity need to be vigorously enforced.”

I thought Mitt was promising MORE jobs?!

-Tracy Clark-Flory, “GOP, Hands off my porn!”

“He was the first man I’d met who wasn’t afraid of me.”

-Hillary Clinton, “When Bill Met Hillary”

“The only difference between toddlers and uncaged ferrets is that one is bigger and, astoundingly, allowed to roam untethered in the cabin of a passenger plane.”

-Corinne Purtill, “Flying with toddlers”

photo: Post-RNC, we update the massive (and growing) list of Mitt’s epic flubs, goofs and falsehoods 

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/27/mitts_master_gaffe_list/

Post-RNC, we update the massive (and growing) list of Mitt’s epic flubs, goofs and falsehoods 

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/27/mitts_master_gaffe_list/

OH NO LOOK OUT MR EASTWOOD!

-image via @durf

“After reading that 60% of Amazon reviews are bought and paid for, this is how I read review graphs for books.”

-Beware the dreaded “Amazon Breast Curve”

photo: RNC lit by socialist lightbulbs? 

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/30/rnc_lit_by_socialist_lightbulbs/

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Could there be a better example of super-rich arrogance than the image of millionaire Romney donors partying on a mega-yacht registered — for tax avoidance reasons — in the Cayman islands… during the Republican convention?

-Andrew Leonard, “Mitt’s Party Boat”