“Not true, Governor Romney.”

“The FBI broke down my door with guns drawn and took books and artwork… it was like something out of ‘1984’…”

-“Activist jailed for staying silent”

New Zealand issues Hobbit coins as legal tender

(Wait a second… is that Bilbo Baggins or Ron Paul?)

“…Then neoconservative co-founder Midge Decter wrote a whole book about Donald Rumsfeld’s “manliness.” In her book, Decter concludes that Rumsfeld’s secret is “manliness” (italics hers), a quality that in her estimation has something to do with being a grandfather and something to do with prairies.

But, unfortunately for the reputation of her subject, the tone of the book is anything but manly. She blows him warm kisses (“He works standing up at a tall writing table, as if energy, or perhaps determination, might begin to leak away from too much sitting down”), and warmer ones (“this was the stuff—no other word would do—of glamour”), and even warmer ones (“Oh, Rumsfeld,” a friend coos, “I just love the man!”), until poor Rumsfeld begins to melt…”

-Alex Pareene, “Donald Rumsfeld, the media’s original weird political sex symbol”

“Are you rich and want to get richer? Vote Republican! The stronger the GOP is in Congress, the larger the share of wealth the top 1 percent controls, according to a new study…”

-Alex Seitz-Wald, “GOP Congress really does make rich richer”

“Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ a little gay — everyone’s a little gay.”

-Honey Boo Boo